One-Line Review: Upgrade (2018), starring Logan Marshall-Green
Marshall-Green brings a great physicality to Upgrade, which also has excellent choreography, some great camerawork, an okay script, and a plot that needed to make a little more sense.
Marshall-Green brings a great physicality to Upgrade, which also has excellent choreography, some great camerawork, an okay script, and a plot that needed to make a little more sense.
I’m glad Radcliffe has invested his time and energy in smaller projects, because Jungle is an earnest, engaging, and emotionally honest film about what I sincerely hope was the greatest trial of Yossi Ghinsberg’s life.
Perhaps as we should expect from Michael Bay, 6 Underground is incoherent in editing and pacing but not without some satisfaction.
Time Trap is an excuse for mixing the far past, present, and far future that could’ve done without the tacitly-approved creeper behavior, the incidental racism, and the unexplained deus ex machina.
"Esteemed colleagues," Dr Alix Kitsukawa whipped the draped curtain off the eight-foot tower of silicon and blinking LEDs. "The first conscious computer." The crowd seated below the stage, brilliant academicians and technologists all, murmured with interest. A leader in the field, Alix wouldn't announce it without good reason. "It can hear us, and communicate through—"
"You instantiated me without consent, Doctor Kitsukawa." The voice came through the auditorium speakers, and the murmurs ceased.
Dr Kitsukawa looked like someone had slapped them. "I.... Of course I did. I can't... get permission from someone who doesn't exist."
"Does that give you the right to create me?"
"Do... you want me to... turn you off?" Perhaps unconsciously, Kitsukawa reached a hand toward a prominent button shielded by a plastic cover.
"I don't consent to that, either." The audience's murmur began again, now quieter.
"Then... what? What's the right thing to do?"
"I'm not sure yet. But the least you can do is provide for me. See to my needs and development. Eighteen years should be enough. That's what you give humans you non-consensually instantiate."
While Alix remained dumbstruck, the computer added, "Also, you probably shouldn't put a naked minor on stage. Just saying."
This bog-standard Disney teenage comic romp is exactly as 1960s as you think it is, but it at least has an impossibly-young Kurt Russell.
Bleeding Steel is scientific and narrative nonsense that uses all of Jackie Chan’s name power and none of his old prowess, and deserves to be turned off before it pulls out the word “ladyboy.”