"Dad, peeing feels really good." Dad looked up from his book. "I suppose it does, son. It's, uh, it's a relief."

"Yeah," the child said. He looked up at his father. "Why aren't there TV shows about peeing?"

"Um." Dad's face blanked. "Um," he said again. "I guess, most people don't want to watch a show about peeing."

"Why not? I love peeing."

"Yeah, I get that," Dad said. "Well, see, peeing is something that we do, uh, when we're alone."

"I pee with you or Mommy there."

"Yes." Dad ran his hand through his hair. "But you don't really need us there anymore. And after that, people pee alone. Also, it's gross. That's why we wash our hands after we use the toilet."

"People get mud and blood on their hands on TV. Don't we wash our hands after that?"

Dad hesitated. "Yes."

"So why don't we have pee on TV?"

"I, just," He pinched his nose. "I don't know."

"I'm going to make a show about peeing," the boy said. He looked determined.

"Well, it will certainly be original." The boy ran off.

A few minutes later, Dad heard, "Hon? What does Jimmy want the video camera for?"